Vampires
Created | Updated Jun 9, 2019
Vampires
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| Two vampires met again after several years. 'Orloff!' 'Yuri!' 'I haven’t seen you in years - you haven’t aged a bit!' 'How are you?' 'Oh, mustn't crumble.' 'Nice Tux!' 'Thanks!' 'Fancy stopping here for a quick bite?' 'Okay' 'Like a steak?' 'You must be kidding!' 'More garlic?' 'Of course not!' 'Oh look over there, it's Van Helsing – shall we say hello?' 'I don't think so. I see your sense of humour is as irrepressible as ever' 'Talking of the Professor. Did you hear that story about him?' 'No.' 'Well, just before he died, Peter Sellers was bitten on the neck by one of us. Van Helsing, hearing of this, immediately rushed to his graveside, Dug open the casket and popped up the lid. Suddenly a voice piped up inside: 'Is that you, Spike?' 'Well, sort of. Thud!' 'That's the best joke I've heard in centuries!' 'They say Sellers was a bit mean.' 'Really?' 'Yes, trying to get money from him was like trying to get blood from a stone.' 'Keith Richard or Mick Jagger?' 'No idea.' There was a pause. 'Here's another. What does a vampire's victim say when they first meet?' 'I don't know.' 'I've been dying to meet you for years!' 'Don't give up the day job!' They both laughed and with that said their goodbyes. 'Must fly!' 'Me ,too' And disappeared into the night. |
