The Church of the True Brownie

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Church of the True<br/>
Brownie

And the light did blinketh, and the timer did sound upon the land, and
the people did watch as the oven was open'd and the brownie descended. And
the brownie did say 'I come to you to bring unto the masses true
happiness'.
And the people did eat the brownie's flesh, and they did lick the
brownie's
frosting. And it was good.



- from the Holy Book of Brownie

Created three years ago, the Church Of The True Brownie now has over
one
hundred acolytes, whom are all devoted to the worship and study of the
Brownie. The study of the Brownie has long been shrouded in secret by the
ones who know it the most. However, those who join the church find that
the
church's teachings allow many simple paths to enlightenment partaking in
the
worship of Brownie as you go.

Even though our church does not have a strict bible or scripture, the
teachings of our church are quite simple and have very few rules. However
the rules we have must be enforced with quite strictness:

  • Not partaking of the Brownie
  • Claiming that a Blondie is a Brownie

Tbe Ten Holy Suggestions

Marv the Great, one of the original members of the church and now the
archbishop of The Church Of The True Brownie first wrote down the ten
suggestions when reformeing the church into what it is today. His ten Holy
Suggestions are now the basis of all Brownie worship and teaching.

  • There should not be any Blonde Brownies.
  • There can be nuts in and on your Brownie.
  • You should put chocolate sprinkles on your Brownie.
  • Share and enjoy your brownie with others.
  • Respect all Brownies, as they are good for nutrition and well
    being.
  • Please try not to add ingrediants that detract from the unadulterated
    goodness of the Brownie.
  • Frosting is also excepted with grace.
  • Fruit is not reccomended.
  • Beer, while always good usually goes not well with the
    Brownies.
  • Try not to swim right after consuming Brownies.
  • Historical Events of Brownie Significance

    The followers of The True Brownie, in the past, have undertaken
    crusades
    of knowledge that have took them across the world. The most famous of
    these
    crusades has been the crusade in search of the Ark of the Brownie. After
    finding a mysterious map with an 'X', they set off to find the holy
    Ark.


    In one of the darker moments of the church's history, the sacred fudge was
    stolen, and the members were unable to partake in the eating of the
    Brownie.
    Fortunately, the fudge was recovered, and everyone ate Brownies again. The
    all-important Recipe is always kept in a safe place, so while ingredients
    and brownies may be stolen, the Brownie can always be prepared by the
    church
    faithful.


    The Followers Of Brownie


    (Marv the Gre<br/>
at) Arch Bishop of the Church of the True Brownie by Kumabear
    The Church of The True Brownie is growing larger and larger as more and
    more
    people convert to this most illustrious faith. Its populariity continues
    to
    grow. There are many positions within the church that still are in need of
    filling, so if you feel the call to join our church, do not hesitate to
    come
    in and be converted. The Church of the True Brownie propagates good clean
    living, and good cooking as a way of life. All brownies will be eaten with
    the official eating implement, The Spork (foon). Share and enjoy!

    Please note that I am working on getting the rest of the Phreds in the list... Many thanks to Old Uncle Zarniwoop for the coding
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