Car Crashes

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Amusement for the bored office worker.

Telltale signs - squealing breaks, loud crashing noise and then either a) loud swearing in one or more languages or b) large pools of blood flooding across the road.

The correct response to the call is to dive to the nearest window, yell encouragement and offers of CPR, and play 'how many people can crowd round said window before someone falls out' (inadvisable if on the eigth floor).

Punch ups are a bonus and should be rewarded with an office field trip for a close up view.

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