"for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate..."

Table of Contents:
• Wait! I can explain! - the shortest possible way to describe this project.
• Obsolescence! - The old guidelines and outdated descriptions of things. Anything listed on this page should no longer be taken seriously. Heck, don't take any of this very seriously. It's all in fun. :-)
• THE NEW GUIDELINES - Updated June 27th 1999!
• Y'know what this is like? - an attempt to explain the copyright issue through use of metaphor and similie.

We’ve only been at this a few weeks and already the project is taking on staggering proportions! In order to insure there is room for everyone who wishes to participate, I’m expanding the project. It is no longer just one story. The Big Bang Burger Bar is now an anthology of stories that accumulatively and apochryphally (if in fact that’s even a word which of course it isn’t) comprise the sixth book in the infamous Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy, originally written lovingly by the not so infamous but almost as hoopy Douglas Adams.

And again, in order to unconfuse the masses and avoid potential future legal rigomorall, this is NOT the OFFICIAL sixth book. It is the APOCRYPHAL sixth book. If you're not a catholic, look the word up.

This is perpetually a work in progress. I endeavor to list below all the working chapters and who is writing what. If you want a sneak peek of what pages I haven’t found yet, I’ve asked all participants to include either BBBB or QuadBee in the title of their submitted chapters. This way, it’s easier to do searches for these pages. Again, this is a work in progress which means it's not done so if it doesn't make any sense there's a reason for it. And now, the moment you have all been waiting for since you started tapping on the page down button:

In alphabetical order by author.
• Artretia's Tale - by Artretia Dent
  Chapter One - Artretia's story
  Chapter Two - More
  Chapter Three - The Pub
  Chapter Four - Last minutes on Earth..?
  Chapter Five - The Black Planet
  Chapter Six - Eviction, with peanuts all 'round.
  


• Jade's Tale - by Dolphin Girl
  Chapter One - When little guys get in the way
  Chapter Two - Captured, not depressed (yet?)
  


• Kythan’s Tale - by JediSlider
  Chapter One - - Last of the Blarp race
  


• Shirley’s Tale - by Scumpit
  Chapter One - Every Day is a Monday
  Chapter Two - Get that Ferret Out of Here!
  


• Jacob’s Tale - by ZachsMind
  Chapter One - The Story So Far...
  Chapter Two - Kansas City Missouri, USA, Earth
  Chapter Three - Jacob Ryan Sydney
  Chapter Four - Eviction of a Planet
  Chapter Five - Katherine Dorothy Taggart
  Chapter Six - Accountant Nob
  Chapter Seven - The Universal Language
  Chapter Eight - Quaxdorn of Goothsbane
  Chapter Nine - A Bit of Explanation
  Chapter Ten - Brain the Size of a Planet
  Chapter Eleven - There's Always Something Bigger
  Chapter Twelve - Manifred Taggart
  Chapter Twenty-something - Max Quordlepleen
  


• Zaphara's Tale - by Zaphara Beeblebrox
  Chapter One - How it started for Zaphara
  Chapter Two - Time is an illusion..
  Chapter Three - ..Lunchtime doubly so
  Chapter Four - Time, Space and Fractally Demented Parenting
  Chapter Five - What Ever Happened to Love, Peace and Harmony?
  Chapter Six - Out of here!
  Chapter Seven - Or maybe not.
  Chapter Eight - Meeting the monkeys.
  Chapter Nine - Music to calm the savage... things.
  Chapter Ten - Are we nearly dead yet?
  Chapter Eleven - The Freedom Month