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Created: 23rd September 1999 |  |
So Mickey Mantle, Pia Zadora, and Mr. Ed are in this Italian restaurant... |
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I've never finished the joke quite to my liking, but it's off to a wonderful start, isn't it? Enough about that joke, though, let's talk about me. I'm a VH-1 "Behind The Music" episode in need of a successful recording career. I'm a journalist in need of a big, sleazy story. I'm a social critic in need of an audience who respects my opinions. I'm a party organizer in need of friends. And, most importantly, I'm a savior in need of some people with sins worth dying for.
"But you don't love me yet..."-Roky Erickson
If you'd like to contact me, I can be reached at the following address:
suck at mybigblackcock dot com
I also have a web site at the root URL of that domain, but H2G2 won't allow me to post the URL (or any other URL). Feel free to visit it. Please make sure you're 18 or over, if you stop by, though, as I do swear a lot and have some offensive things up there. |
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Scott Crawford Last posted: Sep 23, 1999
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