Conversation:

New Japanese Satellite currently mapping the surface in sufficient detail to show those doubters that indeed it really happened, we should know pretty soon - do you think the beeb could make a programme to that shows those thrilling early days of space exploration and end by showing the final proof of those eerie relics of yester-year.

Of course I am sure the one thing the disbelievers NEVER thought to suggest all this time was that the craft actually landed and will then suddenly say "oh yeah - they did send the craft - just that they were empty !"