Conversation:

I enjoyed reading your summation of who Shapespeare was, although for me he was the reason I failed my English lit. I mean, the guy didn't actually write in proper English as it is written today, and they want you to pass an exam in this gobbledegook. I have read several Shakepeare plays without having the slightest clue what the characters are talking about.

and yet you use the word gobbledegook? Methinks the young lad may have need of a translator himself ~~~~~~*S*