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Yak/Elk

Post 1

The 1 and only Elkherd

Started conversation Aug 5, 1999

Yaks aren't as cool as Elks. Elk get to have antlers as they're really deer. Yaks don't cos they're cattle. Nanana na.

Yak/Elk

Post 2

mrs. slartibartfast

Posted Aug 7, 1999

what about gnus?

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Post 3

The 1 and only Elkherd

Posted Aug 8, 1999

As in the 10 o'clock gnus. Ah, wondrous Spike. Did ya see room 101 with him, or aren't you British?

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Post 4

mrs. slartibartfast

Posted Aug 10, 1999

not sorry. shall i leave here then?

Mr Milligan

Post 5

The 1 and only Elkherd

Posted Aug 10, 1999

You're not sorry about what? Don't leave. Stay, I need someone to talk to. It gets lonely underground.

"What time is it?"
"I'll look in my pocket. I wrote the time down this morning."
"But what if its not the time on the piece of paper?"
"Then I don't show it to people."

(Very badly quoted)

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