Started conversation Aug 5, 1999
Yaks aren't as cool as Elks. Elk get to have antlers as they're really deer. Yaks don't cos they're cattle. Nanana na.
Posted Aug 8, 1999
As in the 10 o'clock gnus. Ah, wondrous Spike. Did ya see room 101 with him, or aren't you British?
Posted Aug 10, 1999
You're not sorry about what? Don't leave. Stay, I need someone to talk to. It gets lonely underground.
"What time is it?"
"I'll look in my pocket. I wrote the time down this morning."
"But what if its not the time on the piece of paper?"
"Then I don't show it to people."
(Very badly quoted)