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What's the knife for?

Post 1

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Started conversation Sep 4, 1999

If, as you have established, the ham is already sliced, and the bread is both sliced and buttered, why do you need the knife? To defend your sandwich?

What's the knife for?

Post 2

Wow_Deary

Posted Sep 5, 1999

You have to guess

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Post 3

Wow_Deary

Posted Oct 8, 1999

The knife is mentioned in the original but for some reason steps 4 and 5 are missing from the Guide Entry.

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Post 4

Gopher

Posted May 17, 2000

The knife is to spread the butter on each slice of bread.

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Post 5

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Posted May 17, 2000

But the article clearly states the bread is already buttered smiley - smiley

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Post 6

Kobolt - aka 'I didn't fail, I found 5000 ways that don't work'

Posted May 27, 2000

The knife is for the cutting the sandwich is it not?

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Post 7

Phineus_Phreak

Posted Nov 7, 2007

unless you're the psychopath who has an uncut sandwich
hmmmmm... maybe the psychopath has an uncut sandwich because he's had his knife taken off him due to his tendency to stick the knife in people - that would make sense smiley - winkeye
but then - how would our psychopath butter the bread and cut the bologna, or whatever, to go in the sandwich without a knife?
By eck! It can't be easy being a psycopath

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Post 8

jynnantonyx

Posted Jan 5, 2008

Is it true that the majority of you cut your sandwiches? I don't believe that I've done so since elementary school.

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