Conversation:

Where do you buy your DVDs then? A lot of DVDs are near enough twenty quid without even having anything other than the film on them!

That's what I was going to say. And videos only cost, what, £15?

Or have I been living in the past again?

Even less, a lot of the time

I really should get out more.

Not necessarily - you can find loads of cheap vids on the Internet

I don't think my parents would want me to see *those* kinds of videos

Yes, very droll

Not me, I'm innocent, guv

I'm telling on you

Mnoooooo!!!!!! I'll do anything!! I'll.. I'll.. I'll give you all my sweeties!!!!!

*offers you bag of bonbons*

Hmm...make it fizzy cola bottles and it's a deal

Easy!

.....Do they have to be full?

LOL

Oooohhhh, you're good

*takes a bow*

Wanna fight?

(BTW, is this off-topic or what? )

Yes because then I'll lose and get hurt and then I'll tell on you.

(Oh, absolutely. )

You're a very naughty girl, you are

That's not very NICE!

Don't lure me into a weaker position with your crocodile tears, woman

*cries some more and then hits you with handbag*

Take that!