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Oi! That's a bit anti-social, innit?

I hope the Beeb don't disapprove!

*does it again, although more in more of a friendly fashion this time, if it is at all possible to hit someone with a handbag in a friendly manner*

Oh, don't worry - I always treat being struck with a handbag as a compliment

Great - I'm glad you're normal

Damn, the conversation's losing momentum. Only one thing for it - I'm gonna invade your personal space

Oh mnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*screams*