Conversation:

The ideal three:

Granny Weatherwax - Sian Phillips (veteran Welsh actress, austere, severe, but handsome face, must be pushing seventy now?)
Nanny Ogg - June Whitfield playing it bawdy (perhaps Beryl Reid or Joan Sims?)
Magrat Garlick - the delightful Jane Horrocks who can play "not unattractive from certain carefully chosen angles" to perfection

Hello to all. I am anouncing here and now that I am coming out. I feel it is time

hello to all. I am annoucing here and now that I am coming out.

I think it began when I found my self falling for Jon Bon Jovi.My God that's a beautiful man.

any suggestions on how I should tell my girlfriend?

I do appologise for the previous postings,they where written by an ex friend who will be dearly missed when he shuffles his mortal coil in the near future

Ah, in a thread about Pratchett novels to be turned into films, I thought we were auditioning for the role of Mr Phillips at the Blue Cat (member of a specialised sub-comittee of the Seamstresses Guild, whose president, Mrs Rosie Palm, holds that "un-natural acts are only natural")

Eddie Izzard would have the gravitas for this role, I think!

I'd guessed as much. Didn't want to encourage him!


It could be that this is his clumsy method of expressing his feelings for you.

"Magrat Garlick - the delightful Jane Horrocks who can play "not unattractive from certain carefully chosen angles" to perfection"


suberb!

I like poo

I wonder if I need to get my *No Trolls Here* sign out?

i apologise again for the above post,the culprit has had his fingers broken and and a note saying NO! bad greg! stapled to his forehead

Shoulda used a nail gun!

Glad to see you're not a troll, there's more than enough of those buggers around

!!!!

Trolls would be an even more tricky proposition than hedgehogs I would imagine.