Conversation:

have you herd the story about Douglas Adams's first Porche?

No. Did he sit on the porche sipping a mint julip?

no the car its just i cant spell

The STORY, not the actual fact, is that he crashed it into a wall near Picadilly, decided it was too dangerous and expensive ("It's like taking a Ming vase to a cricket game") for him to own, and just walked away leaving the porsche snuggling the wall.

the one i herd was that his car (the pourche or whatever) was stolen and the car radio was left on the drive

Hah! I´ve never heard that one before!