A Conversation for The Moon

Moon "landing"

Post 1

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[A few hundred miles away from the Earth's moon, thing are brewing. RP things. A black shadow is appearing in the blackness of space but is somehow manageing to look more forebodeing than redundent. And , It's getting larger by the second.]


Moon "landing"

Post 2

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[The Shadow suddenly becomes rediculously large, and flattens out. A huge cruise spaceship blasts out of it, and stops dead. This ship is the "Spruce Rouse", from http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F35868?thread=156223&post=1569419 and it belongs to Afgancapp5. It isn't being piloted by him, though. It's been stolen by Clipboard, the CR Atmos, and Yowazupman. The scene shifts to the bridge, where the three are standing.] [Clipboard] : So, we need to get our priorities listed down.


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Post 3

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

1)pillage
2)Plunder
3)Create ridicuously large explostion on moon


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Post 4

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Clipboard] :
I couldn't have said it better. Let's find that gold mine.

[Clipboard and the CR Atmos runn off, but slowly, So YWUM Can catch up.]


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Post 5

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)


So, shall we ask the computer, or do you know where it is?


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Post 6

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[CR Atmos] :

We'd better ask.

[Clipboard, YWUM, and the CR Atmos walk up to a robot that's standing by a turbolift the CR Atmos asks it how to get the the gold mine, and the robot says, "Climb into the lift here, and press the buttons for the 2nd deck, the 19th deck, and the 27th deck. In that order."]


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Post 7

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

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Post 8

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Clipboard and the CR atmos] :

Whee!


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Post 9

Redfox

(A much, much, MUCH larger ship pops out of light speed, and back into existence, right next to them.)

(Redfox teleports in, and is standing right next to the two of them)

(There is a pipe sticking out of the black shadow under his hood masks his face. Bubbles come out of it.)

So, vhat ees thees gould mine vee are deescussing?


Moon "landing"

Post 10

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Clipboard] :

What are you doing here?

[CR Atmos] :

You barged into a secret forum! Just for that, no gold for you.

[Clipboard] :

Are you sure we aren't being two hasty? I mean, which divides better, 3 or 4?

[CR Atmos] :

Which gets us the most gold?

[Clipboard] :

That would be 3. Red Fox, no gold for you.


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Post 11

Redfox

Thas really okay. I didn't expect or want any.

I'm here for the fireworks!


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Post 12

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

excellent, you're just what we need.......somehow I'll make that statement correct.........somehow


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Post 13

Redfox

Eh, don't sweat it.

I'll stand around and do nothing if it makes you happy.


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Post 14

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Clipboard and the CR Atmos] :

Ehh.


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Post 15

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

Right..........
coool


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Post 16

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Clipboard pulls a burlap sack out of his coat and crams the table into it.]


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Post 17

Redfox

(Grabs a scone flying by as he stuffs. It's Raspberry.)

My favorite.

(Looks around)

(WOnders where the seven dwarves are)


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Post 18

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

Get with it, RF. The 7 Dwarves mined diamonds.


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Post 19

Redfox

Yes, I need to be SO with it to watch "Snow White".

[Small Guy Who Popped Out Of Nowhere And Immeaditly Disapered] (SGWPOONAID)
Ooooooooooooooooo.... Burned!


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Post 20

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

ouch, they're gonna need a fire brigade to put out the fires on that one!

smiley - martiansmilesmiley - winkeye




so lets get to that pillaging


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