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http://www.thisistotalessex.co.uk/Brentwood-borough-named-fifth-best-place-live/story-14259652-detail/story.html

Okay, I see where it talks about good health, low unemployment, being close to London but having a country feel, low crime rates and nice weather, but I can't find the bit where it says "because Mina lives there". Did I miss that?

Awww, bless you! I asked them to keep that quiet, to try to avoid the tourists.

Ah, nuff said