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Speaking as a Doctor, I would normally recommend penicilin but I'm afriad in Mr Smith's case, nothing short of cyanide will do.

Although he'd probably enjoy the thought of impending death in torturous agony - and right more bloody songs too!

You read my mind.

Ah but who could forget lovecats.All over the shop but it would have been dull otherwise.
Altogether now:duhladuhduh duh la duhduh ohhhhhhh lovecats
ok its gone from my head now

Thursday, I don't care about you- it's friday I'm in love.

Ah, yes! But... what about the glaringly obvious fact that if Robert Smith hadn't been beaten as a child and locked in the cupboard under the stairs, he probably would have been an accountant

Hmmm interesting... maybe I should go and beat children more often.... >;->

Actually that is quite an interesting theory to apply to your friends.... well my friends at least!