Conversation:

Any takers for the chimpanzee picture?

Icy

"Alcohol content...12%...yep, that should do the trick..."

GB

"Goddammit, I'm supposed to be driving that truck this afternoon"

It all started when Jane Goodall dumped me...

"Doesn't this come in banana flavour?"

"I wonder if I could trade this in for a banana?"

You fool! I asked for the chump with beetroot, not a chimp with beer-truck...

"Hmmm. I could pee in this and pass it on to that hauty gorilla!"

"I wonder what 'Please recycle' means?"

"HOW many calories?"

"I.R. Chimp, Esq, the only worker on the planet not happy to be paid in beer"

"I'll have to send this back. It doesn't taste like tea at all"

"I'd best get back or the wife will go ape."

"Contains a source of phenylalanine? "

"Times are really hard. Gone are the days when there used to be a fancy cloth on the table with AND and a barrel-load of my mates"