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I live in TexASS, and you can trust me that pickup trucks are the least of my worries. Soccer moms driving SUVs and talking on their cell phones while doing their makeup while watching Oprah on tv WHILE DRIVING THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD is perfectly okay. But thats okay because two streets down, there is a welfare recipient with a rap non de plume such as G. Murder a.k.a kill whitey is on parole and is hassling waiters because he can and young little girls think he is so cool!