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I USE IT AS PART OF MY VOCABULARY THOGH IVE NOT AS YET CURSED ANYONE WITH IT YET. A FRIEND TRIED TO TELL MEST IN ORIGIN BUT DIDNT HAVE ANY SOUCE TO VERIFY THAT

You've got your CAPS LOCK on. How interesting.

Ste

yES ACE INTERESTING THINGS HAPPEN AROUND ME (NOT CHINESE CURSE KIND) POTS OF PAINT TURN UP IN THE FRIDGE , LETTUCE STILL WRAPPED LYING WILTED ON BOTTOM OF BOOKSHELF RUSHING HOME TO COOK CHILLI CON CARNE OR MACARONI CHEESE ONLY TO FIND IVE NO CHILLI POWDER/CHESSE VITAL INGREDIENTS ETC (THE MARK OF THE SCATTERBRAIN/AIRHEAD MAY YOU NOT LIVE IN EITHER TYPE IF INTERESTING TIMES!

Man, Caps Lock (the key farthest to the left on your keyboard, three rows up) is the last thing you should be worrying about. Sort that lettuce/paint mix up first.

Ste

i had a friend like that once - sent me a letter through the post explaining how he was having trouble nailing down the pond in his front room. it all ended very badly