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Next thing you'll be saying is that the Farm voiced deep concerns over the common agricultural policy and the Happy Mondays were both Christian and Jewish so had to suffer a double sabbath each weekend!!!!

Next thing you'll be saying is that the Farm voiced deep concerns over the common agricultural policy and the Happy Mondays were both Christian and Jewish so had to suffer a double sabbath each weekend!!!!

Did you know that Rene of Rene and Renata fame was Pavarotti's younger brother. He now runs a bicycle shop in Yeovil called Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes. This is a truth.

Did you know that the Wurzels are actually from St Kitts ,'white up' for each gig and learnt their accent from 'Down Your Way' broadcasts.

Wrong and wrong. The Wurzels were in fact discovered by Rannulph Fiennes. They are a small and sadly dwindling race of innuit found atop corny mounts in the lower regions of Outer Mongolia.

Greatest living explorer my eye. What about Brian Blessed? He has the loudest voice on earth.