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It's not healthy, it's not clever and it's not very highly reccomended but the best breakfast I've had recently is what I refer to as the "student 5 foot brekkie". To prepare simply wake up in a flat (someone else's) with a banging headache. Now simply get whatever is edible in a 5 foot radius around your body! My favourite would be the cold congealed pizza, half can of warm lager and three soggy Pringles combo. It won't fill you up but it will give you the incentive to get up and stagger on down to the fridge/cafe/bins to get something more palatable.

Anyone else tried this?

Andy aka Psyc

once i had three peaces of seven month old KFC.
it had been kept in the ice box for that time but still seven months

It surprises me that you were actually able to write this experience down. I assume few have done this and lived.

Now week old pizza yes, month old cheese with the mould scraped off, fine. But seven month old KFC chicken!?! That must have been, erm, let's say a quick rush through the system....

or maybe if you fried it again ?...

Seriously, a friend of a friend died of salmonella poisonning...

three - T!H!R!E!E! - pieces? it was seven months old, and you didn't stop after the first piece.....or the second?





What's it like to be dead?

as a microbiologist, i am somewhat appalled, and yet absolutely *fascinated* at the same time. seven-month-old kfc! what a contribution you'd make to medical science if you'd only kindly step into our laboratory...

i think the ice box dried it out so much nothing could servive.
but i did with no trouble at all.

the KFC was just reilly dry.

er yeah. desiccated chicken. yeah. must be what mammoth corpse taste like (the ones they were selling for like a thousand bucks per pound). did you *add* anything to it, or did you just eat it as it was?

as it was in its mumifyed goodness.
i did'nt know it was old until later.

Ewwwwwwwww...... Why just why would you have done that??

i woke up after a party and found it in my frends frige. he told me the next day.

i am beyond words. i think i will just make like a benedictine and stay quiet.

Well, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Although I don't think that applies? Come on, we all want to know, just how long did you have to sit on the crapper for afterwards?

This is a very effective morning method, but be warned that someone may have used that last inch of beer in the bottle you left on the coffee table (because you planned on passing out on the couch) as an ashtray for their cigarette. This combination of your breakfast and the morning cigarette can be truly nauseating. But it will open your stomach up for a hearty morning breakfast.

amazingly there was no gasto intetenal deress

and not a mention in the article

well now im bitter

Hey Rasta Tader,

Nothing personal my friend. The tenet of the entry are breakfasts from countries, not groups of people, but you have given us a good idea for a potential future topic of the week.



Ashley

Hey, hey! Let's not forget who started the thread.

Me!

And I think that Hong Kong taxi drivers are a group (and a much smaller percentage of the world population than students)

I say we start a movement for the recognition of the "Nation of Students!" A Jihad even!

Who's with me!

Psycorp - Leader of the Jihad for the recognition of the Student Nation! (there is no Jihad)