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One of Clive the Flying Ostrich's Halloween pumpkin carvings

ACME Deluxe

ACME Deluxe now supplies


Warts, whiskers and wobbly eyes.


Also, pointy hats, cloaks and broomsticks.


You name it, ACME will fix.

So, when you enter the darkened street


Don’t forget your over-large feet,


Your crooked teeth and evil cackle,


Nor, the plastic dress with hidden tackle.

Green skin makes you look sick,


But, don't forget to take your pick


Of the choicest sweets - Do Not Lag.


Fill up that Trick or Treat Bag!

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