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"Newbies Anonymous- Klutzes on the path to enlightenment."
Are you a newbie?

Don't be ashamed! Evereyone was a newbie once, even DNA (I suppose).
N/A is a club for helping newbies overcome that sense of misfitness (er-right). Here at N/A, members are given one crucial peice of advice:
Don't listen to Fadookie's advice.

Fadookie's Advice

Fadookie's Tips

smiley - starWRITE AN INTRO TO YOUR SPACE!!! This is the only way you can be met and greeted personally by others! You cannot recieve a welcome message from and ACE until you make an intro.
smiley - starSpeak in full sentences. This is a literary community, not a group of "Warez Kiddiez". ex. Great instead of gr8.
smiley - starAsk, and ye shall recieve. On my second week in h2g2, I had accumulated the following OFFICIAL titles: Keeper of the Any Key, SATS Member, Queen Fan, Thingite, and Greeblet.
smiley - starUse smileys whenever possible. ex. smiley - donut as apposed to "donut".
smiley - starMore to come...

Fadookie's Helpful Links

h2g2 Tour To get the hang of things.smiley - yikes
Don't Panic Help Center For when you're stuck.smiley - huh
h2g2 Smileys Page For when you just can't remember the name.smiley - doh
The h2g2 Volunteer Scheme Explains all the badges.smiley - online2long
Gaurdian Angels Homepage are NOT ACEs.smiley - angel
GuideML Clinic For when you're ready to move up in the world.smiley - geek
Shea's Big Links Page UBER-HELPFUL smiley - ok
The h2jargon File The lexicon for the lingo.smiley - thepost

Useful Tools

New Users List Meet other newbies!
Online Users List Organise by number, scroll to the bottom, and talk with other newbies!
Your Conversations List Just here cause it's useful to surf around responses without going back to your space every time.

Who Are The Guardian Angels?

Meet the h2g2 Guardian AngelsGuardian Angels Home PageGOD-AlmightyArchangel Big 'Evil' Dan - PS of WeekendismArchangel Bruce - PS of the Pixely ChallengedArchangel Dragonfly - PS of MusesArchangel Fashion Cat - PS of Indolent StudentsArchangel Galaxy Babe - PS of TantrumsArchangel Kes - PS of Lost PoetsArchangel Silly Willy - PS of Silly NamesArchangel Titania - PS of Mythical CharactersArchangel Tweetie - PS of Impossible EscapesArchangel Zax* - PS of Alcoholic IndulgenceSaint Acidbath - PS of Bus DriversSaint Agony Aunt - PS of Busy BodiesSaint Alias - PS of Insignificant CoincidencesSaint Alicat - PS of Good TasteSaint Amanda Panda - PS of Novel IdeasSaint Andara Bledin - PS of All Things Furry and StupidSaint Apollo - PS of Retired and Forgotten GodsSaint Arthur Dentist - PS of NovocaineSaint Arutha - PS of Personal MagnetismSaint Aunt B '93 - PS of Porcelain DollsSaint Bassman - PS of Flight SimulationSaint Beelzebub - PS of Fallen AngelsSaint benji - PS of the Barking MadSaint Blue - PS of the Lonely and BlueSaint Bob - PS of Creative SpellingSaint broelan - PS of DivorceesSaint Capt. Al Boy - PS of Missing LinksSaint Canadian Girl - PS of FrogsSaint Casey-Sweetheart - PS of Singing in the Car/Shower/RainSaint Cheese - PS of Long LunchesSaint Chrome101 - PS of Bad DancingSaint Clelba - PS of Chocolate CatsSaint cloughie - PS of Flying PigsSaint Courtney - PS of Social EmbarassmentSaint Cutlery - PS of Cutting RemarksSaint Cybercat - PS of Poems and StoriesSaint Dancer - PS of Making People Feel Good About ThemselvesSaint Dargent - PS of Sticky AffairsSaint Dastardly - PS of Things With FangsSaint Daubers - PS of All Things AeronauticalSaint Dax - PS of GoodheartednessSaint Desinagro - PS of Double EntendresSaint Doctor John - PS of Chemically ChallengedSaint Don Alfredo - PS of Family BusinessSaint Dolphin Girl - PS of Incoherent RamblingsSaint Dorian Gray - PS of Lesser Demons and Hermetic BeingsSaint Ducky - PS of WaterfowlSaint Egon, the 745.3rd Count of Bratislava - PS of VodkaSaint Emily Ultramarine - PS of AestheticismSaint fabbers - PS of Dodgy Kids TV ProgrammesSaint Galen - PS of CrewSaint Girleight - PS of the Accident ProneSaint Goshoogoshoogosh - PS of Barry ManilowSaint Greedy Man - PS of SarcasmSaint Halo - PS of the Lucky CharmsSaint Hatifnat - PS of Homeless HouseplantsSaint Hezher - PS of ChocoholicsSaint Ioreth - PS of Happy AccidentsSaint Irving Washington - PS of the Highly StrungSaint Jamazon - PS of the HyperactiveSaint Jax Armani - PS of the Wholly UnremarkableSaint Jeltz - PS of Poetic LicenseSaints Jenny & Fred the Cheese - PS of the Fantastically CreativeSaint Jester - PS of Village IdiotsSaint Jester (Court of the Lizard King) - PS of Dead Rock StarsSaint Jezzrian - PS of Dubious ReasoningSaint Jeremy FS JJB - PS of Asymmetric HydrochronologySaint jimmiejaz - PS of Nadsat FashionSaint John (the Rather Ordinary) - PS of the Technologically FrustratedSaint Jon Quixote - PS of MoonMonkeysSaint Justin - PS of Paper CutsSaint Kasia - PS of SyncopationSaint Killer Queen - PS of The Space Behind SofasSaint KoRn BaLl - PS of Corny RemarksSaint Kristina - PS of DuendeSaint KT - PS of Retired Racing GreyhoundsSaint Lady Elly - PS of the Wrong FootSaint Lady of the Lake - PS of Single ParentsSaint LePerdyMonkee - PS of the Selectively IgnoredSaint Lil - PS of Graphic DetailSaint Lisa - PS of Unrequited LoveSaint Lord Sin - PS of White LiesSaint Lou Lou/Pauly/Karlito - PS of Triplicates/SenilitySaint Lys - PS of Asylum SeekersSaint M'niki - PS of Anonymous ArtistsSaint Manxie - PS of Sociable HermitsSaint Marjin - PS of Lost TowelsSaint Matt - PS of Random ProbabilitySaint Miss Angelwings - PS of Blue SkiesSaint Mixed Nuts - PS of Nutty BehaviourSaint Moo Juice - PS of Country FolkSaint Mr. Indifferent - PS of UncertaintySaint Mystrunner - PS of Assassins and the Sunlight That Filters Through The Tree LeavesSaint Nameless - PS of BrevitySaint Necessarily-So - PS of Two-legged felinesSaint Nightshade - PS of Four-Leaved CloversSaint Nikki - PS of Bubbly Drinks and DaydreamsSaint Nim the cat - PS of Intricate ComplexesSaint Niwt - PS of TomboysSaint Ottox - PS of Danish PastriesSaint Paperdoll - PS of the Painfully ShySaint Patrick - PS of DepressionSaint Paul - PS of Ragtime Vogon PoetrySaint Pegasus - PS of ProcrastinationSaint Petunia - PS of Free SpiritsSaint Pink Dandelion - PS of Artistically Arranged FoliageSaint Pletch - PS of Semi-Lost CausesSaint Possum - PS of the Creatures of the NightSaint {CK}Psycho Monkey dragged through a Vortex backwards - PS of
MonkeysSaint punichicken - PS of Insomniac TruthseekersSaint Quorthon - PS of Furry MetalSaint Rama - PS of People Who've Drunk Too Much CoffeeSaint Redfish - PS of Aquatic LifeSaint Reya Dawnbringer - PS of New DaysSaint Sabryn - PS of Freaks and GeeksSaint Sad, mad or bad? - PS of IntrospectionSaint Salem Saberhagen - PS of Indomitable SpiritsSaint sea - PS of the Easily AmusedSaint Sergeant Mushroom - PS of Biker CatsSaint Seven of Nine - PS of EmpathySaint Shea the Sarcastic - PS of the KlutzySaint Silent Bob - PS of the Silent MajoritySaint So Long and Thanks for the Fish - PS of Everlasting LoyaltySaint Spook - PS of Sex and Doctor WhoSaint Sporky - PS of Creative TruthsSaint Taco-Chako - PS of Mixed MetaphorsSaint Taffy Boy - PS of Annoying Welsh SheepSaint Tashalls - PS of NormalitySaint Technicolor - PS of the Morally MoribundSaint The Average Joe No One Ever Suspects - PS of Tacky Tourist SouveniersSaint The Mask - PS of Alter-egosSaint The Great Luna - PS of Sci-fi FansSaint The Librarian - PS of Dimensionally ChallengedSaint The Theory - PS of the SnowSaint Thistle - PS of Prickly PersonalitiesSaint Thomas - PS of Small Shiny ThingsSaint Tide - PS of Snack Foods & Small AnimalsSaint Trin - PS of Files Not Found and Socket ErrorsSaint Triv - PS of Merry-Go-AroundsSaint Tuarinn Chaplin - PS of Silly PuttySaint Uber Phreak - PS of Those Who Live in The Middle of No Where With Nothing To Do On The WeekendsSaint Underground Caroline - PS of the Terminally StarstruckSaint Uniqua - PS of Magical Children's DreamsSaint Vidmaster - PS of DreamsSaint Vince - PS of of the Indecisive & NyphomaniacsSaint Wampus - PS of ApathySaint Wilson Brown-Bear - PS of the Unbearably DepressedSaint Wowbagger - PS of Toons You Can Never Quite RecallSaint ZOE - PS of Multiple PersonalitiesREQUEST YOUR OWN GUARDIAN
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