Sun-dried Tomatoes

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A genetic hybrid of a Reebok shoe and a Northern Californian banana slug. Sun-dried tomatoes have a shelf life similar to that of a Twinkie, and when ground up make excellent wallpaper paste. Food scientists have given up sun-drying other fruit and vegetables as the demand for items such as sun-dried parsnips, sun-dried cucumbers and sun-dried lettuce turned out to be minimal.

Those unemployed food scientists who turned their attention briefly to sun-drying people were told to stop.


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