Become a fan of h2g2
Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon: forget it.
They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil,
but jealous, moody, vicious and callous.
They hate hitchikers of all kinds. But, as they have made so much money
being professionally unpleasant, they can now afford to employ Dentrassi
cooks, who will gladly help hitchikers on board.