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Collection of front page quotes.
Some are a litte reduced to make them readable and clickable.
| QUOTE OF THE DAY: | January | Post |
| "I may be wrong, but businesses do not grow by recruiting or encouraging dull blobby clones." | ||
| QUOTE OF THE DAY: | January | Post |
| "Hey don't tar the Wombles with the same brush - they were musically very accomplished." | ||
| QUOTE OF THE DAY: | January | Post |
| "First day of real winter today. Below freezing, and the wind is brutal. Hope it will be better tomorrow. Long Island, N.Y." | ||
QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'A pretty girl in a bikini always works for me! If there are more Front Pages like that, I'll be checking in regularly.'
QUOTE OF THE DAY: '"Dear forty two in tha Big Brutha howse, and arl the howsemayats are forced to live exclusively on vegetables of the Apiaceae famlee."'
QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'There was a farmer here in Ireland a while ago who did manage to rig up a generator that made electricity from his cows' dung. In fact, he managed to produce a surplus...'
QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'Can I just say, this thread is like a car crash. Every hair on my body is standing on end but I can't stop reading...'
QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'That's the great thing about music, it's subjective. I mean, I think I can sing, but I've yet to meet someone who agrees.'
QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'We are, of course, all facing death. My preferred method is calm acceptance. Whether I could maintain such a detatched attitude while falling from a plane I am not quite sure.'
QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'One day you'll look back and tell your grandkids about the day some nutter on a computer who you couldn't see, and had never met, typed a few things on a thing called a keyboard, and asked you to put a little yellow face on one of those old things they used to call a computer.'
QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'Credit cards.
It bugs me when people spend money on them and then blame the companies for giving them the money.'
QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'Does anyone else have music playing in their head? I have a whole soundtrack to my life. God help me, I get the most cheesy songs...'
QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'Personally, I think as dumb ideas go, this one rates alongside drinking electricity.'
QUOTE OF THE DAY: '
Pain or no pain, I still believe in love.
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QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'A friend of mine used to have a dog what would start licking the screen if there were puppies on it.'
QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'A man named John Bellavia has entered over 5,000 contests, and has never won anything.'
QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'The front page Quote of the Day comes from this very thread.'
QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'I forgot to mention my rather large collection of Garfields. I have between 40-50 of them, all with beady eyes that watch me sleeping.'
QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'It just goes to show how amazing a VW 1300 with a 'body kit' can be...plus it didn't smell of fish when it rained.'