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Drunken sock removal? Childs play! Its only practice for that fateful night you DON"T end up with the lads and somehow persude a member of the opposite sex{or not,what ever floats your boat}to have a tumble. Sure, you start out fine, maybe even a hint of strip tease if you're a bold one. Things are getting steamy, pulses quicken, you're on your game and riding high.......UNTIL........sock removal rears its ugly head! A more akward and ungainly act is beyond comprehension, almost to the point of causing impotency{what with all the blood rushing away from the important bits only to end up as a tomato like blush upon the cheeks} Its a wonder procreation is even possible. Thankfully, our libidos usually win out and the show goes on. As for myself, well, I'm expierianced, but if it does become an issue I'll opt for sandels. One must keep priorities straight.