Classic Quotes Section

Under New Mangement!
Or more precisely, just moved. This section was cluttering up my main page too much

Best Quote Ever

"When your opponent is holding all the aces the only thing to do is kick over the table!"- Little John (Dean Martin in Robin and the 7 Hoods)

Quotes to Live By

(and some just to have fun with)

"If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut," - Albert Einstein

Conversation between Jack Wade CIA and James Bond MI6:
"Now let me get this straight Jimmie- you shot him in the leg, you stole his car, you took his girl, and now you want Valentine Silkosfky to set you up with Yennis?"
"Yes"
"Well what are you going to do, appeal to his heart?"
"No, his wallet"
"Well that might work"

"The fact that football fans have coarse characters and frayed moral fibers cannot be a matter of mere chance. The explanation has something to do with the fact that football combines two of the worst features of American life: Violence punctuated by committee meetings (huddles)."-- George F. Will, "Bunts"

"The situation where we are now, there are two things: either death or victory. To those who are fighting and bombarding us, they should understand the Afghan man is a fighter willing to die for jihad."
-Taliban Supereme Leader, Mullah Mohammed Omar

"I want you to remember that no b*****d ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb b*****d die for his country..."
-General George S. Patton

"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it."- W. M. Lewis

Losers always wine about their best, winners go home and f**k the prom queen.- Sean Connery; The Rock

"Love isn't about being cool"-a friend

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."
~ Gerenal Tommy Franks


In war there is no prize for the runner-up.
~ General Omar Bradley