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Just thought I'd point out the typo: "paragragh" is supposed to be "paragraph" in normal English language.

How about in exceptional English language?

Thanks. We can't very well have typos in a piece about Subbing!

Is 'paragragh' Welsh for anything?

Nah, looks more Germanic or Scandinavian?

hmm... could be. I did have a relative who spoke fluent Gibberish.

Come to think of it it could just be Goonish

Now I think we're getting somewhere!

hi there granny and john i am enjoying your typo

I'm glad. If I'd known how much fun they can be I'd have made more.

But it wouldn't have been nececelery to notice it

Woww, i readd htis Entryy twce befor annd neber notixed thot typoo!

You'ved read it twice as much as me, then.

Aye phicksed it!

Whale dun!!

Now what are we going to talk about?

you are so inventive

Thank you. To be honest, flyingtwinkle, this Entry is little more than a collection of things that I've felt too sentimental to discard.

*passes paper hankies*

The moral of the story is... never throw anything away.

That sort of thing was mentioned a while back, wasn't it? That entry about first-edition books, 'Here at H2G2 towers we were taught never to throw any books away.'