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This deep, clear lagoon is home to many shoals of glittering fish. It is backed by a network of cool, damp caves. If you look deep into the lagoon you can see what appears to be the wreckage of a ship… or is it a house… or could it just be fallen trees? Who knows what lurks down there?

*I step into the lagoon, careful to keep my spyglass out to combat the enemy with, assuming that there are any enemies*
Well, this is interesting.

*suddenly, I hear a rattling, much like dice*
*a pit seems to open up in front of me, and I manage to jump over it without a scratch*
Uh oh, it looks like this is a dangerous place to be in. A place where dice control one's fate... I should have acquired a weapon from superbrit or shagrath...
Oh well.
*I go on, although a yellow pair of eyes are, unbeknownst to me... somehow... watching my every moove...*

*emerges from a cave*

Pssst! Look what I found! Graffiti!

*Reads* "Kill Roy was Here" Hm, haven't seen one of those in a while...

What do you think it means?

It was the first form of actual graffiti. Just a picture drawn of a guy whose nose pokes over a fence with the caption 'Kill Roy was here'. From the Civil war, I believe, in the US.

That's incredibly interesting.

Well, it's good to see that there are others in this here lagoon. Shall we continue on to the other side? It would help if one of you had a d12, as I think that those are the ones that we will use the most in here.

Let us go on to find if there really is anything in this here lagoon!

D12... uh, I left it in my other hat.

Isn't D12 a rap band with Eminem in it?

Huh?
I'm talking about twelve sided dice. Or was that sarcasm?
My brain hurts now.

I've got a twelve-sided die...

D12 IS a rap band with a rapper named Eminem in it, I've heard them. A couple of their songs aren't bad...

Maybe they were called that cos they play D+D a lot.

While that would be interesting, I bet it isn't the case. Um. Yeah.

So, who wants to be the first to go into the deep, dark, dank, dreary, negative adjective that starts with a "d" cave of doom?

Oooh! Pick me!!!!!!!!!!

Um... Ok.
*hands FF a lantern*
Go on in then, and yell if something kills you. So we can run away.

Ummm........

Can't you come with me? please?

*Lurks in the shadows of the cave*

*Makes strange noises*

*whimpers*