A Conversation for The Great Marmite Poll

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Post 81

Orcus

Right back again to update - what are the score on the doors going to be...


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Post 82

Argon0 BenKORs and TomAOR_s Dad

Another Vote For Orcus!! (as if you couldn't guess!)

A mate of mine from Canada professed to Loathe the stuff. She stayed over one night and made me Brekkie with Marmite on toast in the Morning, only she got it wrong - she spread it on like JAM (i.e. THICK) - which is a bit too much (even for me)... When I pointed out her mistake and introduced her to the delights of thinly spread Marmite she Loved it - and even better went for Marmite and Honey for afters.. When she went back to Canada converted she took a large jar with her too...

(mind you I haven't heard from her since...)smiley - biggrin

WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF THE ONE TRUE SPREAD! MARMITE FOR EVER!


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Post 83

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

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MARMI VICTOR!

Clive "My name is Gladiator" the flying ostrich.


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Post 84

Athena

Hmmm... well, I've been told the reason I'm vertically challenged is because I hated Marmite as a kid. If that's the only drawback then I'm satisfied with that as long as nobody else tries to force feed me the stuff. I'd rather gnaw my own feet off than eat it....!

Hmm.. no feet... must have tried that one before...!


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Post 85

Pinniped

Yes Yes
Marmite is wonderful
(Good prank on weirdos who don't like it and who happen to share your flat. Acquire large syringe or similar and fill their toothpaste tube with Marmite. Top off neck with a little of original Colgate or whatever to disguise the somewhat-giveaway colour. Takes most of the night to accomplish, but reaction is very satisfying....)
Pinniped


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Post 86

Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!)

Pinniped,

ur 1 sick puppy!

If anyone ever did this to me their life would not be worth living afterwards!

I think your vote shud be disallowed due to obvious antisocial traits that u have shown in this post! (I almost hit the linda button!

Z, feeling a bit quesy at the thought of marmite flavoured toothpaste!


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Post 87

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

a votes a vote ,now come on. smiley - winkeye


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Post 88

Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!)

But if I hit the linda button and got it hidden pending moderation shud it still be counted as a vote!

Z.


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Post 89

GreyDesk



looks around for spare syringe....


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Post 90

Whisky

Hey stop talking about marmite, I'm suffering from withdrawal symptoms smiley - blue, I can't get marmite out here and the lack of my weekly fix is starting to effect my brain smiley - silly.... I'm becoming normal again!!!smiley - biggrin

Has anyone else actually tried intravenous injections of marmite? smiley - weird

(PS, I think you can count this as a vote FOR smiley - tongueout)

smiley - cheers
Whisky


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Post 91

Argon0 BenKORs and TomAOR_s Dad

where are you that you can't get Marmite?

Should we send an emergency air-drop?

Is there a Charity we can contribute to for the Marmitely Challenged?


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Post 92

Whisky

I'm in Lyon, France, arguably the gastronomical capital of the world, and they don't even have marmite, what a bunch of heathens the french are smiley - biggrin


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Post 93

Orcus

Suddenly the French have gone up in my estimation.

Pinniped - if you EVER did that to me there is NOWHERE you could run! smiley - grr

smiley - winkeye


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Post 94

Alec Trician. (The Man with the foolish grin)

...the ONLY repeat ONLY negative thing about marmite is that marmite is a fr**ch word, means saucepan or cauldron (depends how much asterix you've read).
*not surprised about Lyon*

alecsmiley - smiley


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Post 95

Alec Trician. (The Man with the foolish grin)

...plus
it adds new meaning to Obelix phrase "je suis tombe dans la marmite quand j'etais petit" [i fell in the cauldron when i was small]

alecagainsmiley - smiley


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Post 96

CeeBod

Fouler than a flatulent fowl fouling a fetid fishtank!

(that's a no, by the way!)


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Post 97

Orcus

Excellent smiley - ok


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Post 98

plaguesville

Bum!

I was in Lyon a month ago. I could have financed the trip with a little Marmite smuggling.
smiley - pirate


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Post 99

the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"

mmm.....
marmite & peanut butter sandwiches. yummy!

smiley - ok


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Post 100

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

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YAY!!!(tm)

smiley - biggrinsmiley - ok


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