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This page contains the archives for
the Vogon Poetry which has appeared in The Post.
Vogon Poetry
| Date | Â | Subject | Author |
| 04.10.01 | Â | Vogonistas no. 1 | Hullabaloo |
| 11.10.01 | Â | Love | Hullabaloo |
| 18.10.01 | Â | Vogonistas no.3 | Hullabaloo |
| 25.10.01 | Â | Like a Vogon | Hullabaloo |
| 01.11.01 | Â | To Salamander The Mugwump | Hullabaloo |
| 08.11.01 | Â | Worgling | Hullabaloo |
| 22.11.01 | Â | Beth's Car | Hullabaloo |
| 29.11.01 | Â | In Winter | Hullabaloo |
| 06.12.01 | Â | Shazz - or, Do Editroids Dream of Chocolate Sheep? | Hullabaloo |
| 13.12.01 | Â | Take a Vogon to Your Heart | Hullabaloo |
| 20.12.01 | Â | An h3g2 Christmas | Hullabaloo |
| 27.12.01 | Â | Peta | Hullabaloo |
| 03.01.02 | Â | A Christmas Tragedy | Hullabaloo |
| 10.01.02 | Â | Ducks | Hullabaloo |
| 17.01.02 | Â | Palindrome Years | Hullabaloo |
| 24.01.02 | Â | I Was Born Under A Vogon Star | Hullabaloo |
| 31.01.02 | Â | Poem For the London Meet | Hullabaloo |
| 07.02.02 | Â | Watch Out!!! | Hullabaloo |
| 14.02.02 | Â | A Vogon Love Song | Hullabaloo |
| 21.02.02 | Â | A Poet's Lament | Hullabaloo |
| 28.02.02 | Â | Old Roger | Hullabaloo |
| 07.03.02 | Â | Spike | Hullabaloo |
| 14.03.02 | Â | Vogon Poetry | Hullabaloo |
| 21.03.02 | Â | I Wish | Hullabaloo |
| 28.03.02 | Â | Ode To Seaweed | Nyree Rose |
| 04.04.02 | Â | The Vogon Ships Is Closin In | Hullabaloo |
| 11.04.02 | Â | To A Vogongrale | Hullabaloo |
| 25.04.02 | Â | Death Of An Apple | Hullabaloo |
| 02.05.02 | Â | Glad to be Green | Hullabaloo |
| 09.05.02 | Â | The Mad Vogon's Song | Hullabaloo |
| 23.05.02 | Â | Song of the Vogon Boatmen | Hullabaloo |
| 30.05.02 | Â | I Gather | Hullabaloo |
| 06.06.02 | Â | Vogon Love (Let's Stick Together) | Hullabaloo |
| 12.12.02 | Â | Vogon Battle Poetry - Part 1 | StainlessRider |
| 19.12.02 | Â | Vogon Battle Poetry - Part 2 | StainlessRider |
| 09.01.03 | Â | Vogon Battle Poetry - Part 3 | StainlessRider |
| 13.02.03 | Â | To Flurbulously Be | Atari |
| 20.02.03 | Â | Hotels | Kess |
| 27.02.03 | Â | Cheese!, O Parsnip! | Stealth Kam |
| 06.03.03 | Â | Do Scrat me Knobble | Iain Lill - Winner of BBC7 Competition |
| 20.03.03 | Â | O Moistly Burbling Gloobleslug | Utter Bewilderment |
| 27.03.03 | Â | Gooorblinkiem and Thou art SO STINKY! | 2legs and Darth Zaphod |
| 03.04.03 | Â | Oh Turlingdromes | Deus ex machina |
| 10.04.03 | Â | Donna | Stealth Kam |
| 17.04.03 | Â | Do de do bee doughboy do | Stealth Kam |
| 24.04.03 | Â | Hole, The Scream | Stealth Kam |
| 01.05.03 | Â | Onist, The Pen | Stealth Kam |
| 08.05.03 | Â | Titled | Stealth Kam |
| 15.05.03 | Â | Marzipan | Stealth Kam |
| 22.05.03 | Â | The Llama of Proverb | Stealth Kam |
| 29.05.03 | Â | The Journey | Stealth Kam |
| 12.06.03 | Â | 'Vogon Fortune Cookies' | Quizzical |