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Post 1
Started conversation Sep 3, 2002
Stop posting headstones. This is obituaries. Now that I said that, I'm going to post my favorite headstone to confuse people:
"I knew that if I stayed around long enough, something like this would happen." -George Bernard Shaw
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Post 2
Posted Sep 3, 2002
*This* is my favourite headstone. Please don't delete it, Moderators 
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Post 3
Vroomfindel (Royal Illogician and Disseminator of Nonsense)
Posted Sep 4, 2002
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Post 4
Vroomfindel (Royal Illogician and Disseminator of Nonsense)
Posted Sep 4, 2002
They Moderated it!
It seems you need to do more grovelling...
(apologies for the horrifying typo, but surely nobody will ever notice, thanks to hasty corrections and a SEP field 
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Post 5
Posted Sep 4, 2002
Bah. I had a feeling they might. It was a photo of a headstone with a touching little poem engraved on it...touching, that is, until you realise that the first letters of each line of the poem spell out 
a rather rude sentiment...
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And according to the experts, the chances of it happening by accident are something in the order of eight billion to one.
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