Created Jan 21, 2011 | Updated Jan 25, 2011

The h2g2 Poem: Where have all the Features gone

Where have all the Features gone

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Where have all the Features gone
Now that we're in Barlesque.
Where have all the Features gone
Here in Barlesque.
Where have all the Features gone.
Are they hidden or begone.
When will we get them back,
When will we get them back.

Where've the cancelled entries gone
Now that we're in Barlesque
Where've the cancelled entries gone
Here in Barlesque
Where've the cancelled entries gone
Someone thought we needed none
When will we get them back,
When will we get them back.

Where's the convo pop-up gone
Now that we're in Barlesque
Where's the convo pop-up gone
Here in Barlesque
Where's the convo pop-up gone
'Twas removed, there's more to come
When will we get it back,
When will we get it back

Where have our bookmarks gone
Now that we're in Barlesque
Where have our bookmarks gone
Here in Barlesque
Where have our bookmarks gone
Without them we are alone
When will we get them back,
when will we get them back

Where have all our smileys gone
Now that we're in Barlesque
Where have all our smileys gone
Here in Barlesque
Where have all our smileys gone
System says they are a con
When will we get them back,
When will we get them back

Editors we do beg you
Give a Feature back, or two
Editors we do beg you
Give Features back
Editors we do beg you
Give a Feature back, or two
Oh please do give them back
Oh please do give them back.

smiley - grovelsmiley - grovelsmiley - grovel

Poetry by B'Elana

Bel

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