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In ,up, down ,around ,through ..I'm not doing it ..not even to get this place cleaned up for free ..so there !

oh come on pinky you would look the part in tartan and the pipes

Very true pinky, come on.

I won't do it ....I refuse !

Please

....sighs ...well when you put it like that ..where's the bagpipes ? What clan tartan am I allowed to wear ( if you say the green plaid ,forget the whole deal,I look ill in green ok )

bagpipes are here *hands to pinky* and I'm not sure about tartan.

*picks up the contraption,I mean bagpipes* Awww thankyou so much Pen ,ermmmm ? Errrrr ? Hmmmmm ? OK ....lets have a look here ....if I wore it around my waist ,it could be a kilt AND musical instrument ..couldn't it ? Ok ,ok,ok ..give me a few minutes to work it out ..please BE patient !

I'll wait, it should be tunefully amusing

There's not one thing tunefully amazing about this whatsoever Pen ...*Pinky takes one of the huge pipe looking things,tries blowing it ..that didn't work...pushes the index finger of her left hand into the ..soft thing ...the bit that looks like a hot water bottle gone wrong *
Did you hear it Pen ,did you ? Sound,a definite noise ....I feel a little bit of 'Scotland the Brave' coming on ..did you hear it ?

Go ahead see if you can strangle a tune out if it

UuuuuuuGGgggggggggggHhhhhh,it's str-ang-ling meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*dashes over to Pinky*

*Pulls at the bladdery/hotwater bottle bit*

*struggles to her feet* Woah,that was close ,thankyou Pen ..I almost died then ,you saved my life ..how can I repay you ? What can I possibly give you by way of thanks ? ...Here ,take these *hands the bagpipes to her friend ,with love * Thats how much I think of you Pen ,my saviour !

Erm thankyou. I wonder would storing these in the weapons section of the HQ be most appropriate?

Storing them in the weapons section of HQ Pen,are you mad ? Have you lost your marbles ? Dare I say 'insane'? Have you gone insane ? This gift I have given to you with endearing love ,you want to put in a dusty old cupboard,with trash and rubbish from God knows how many centuries ago ? I feel quite hurt to be honest *sits down on a silky cushion ,disbelieving her dear friend can even suggest such a thing.Even starts to feel a little sorry for the bagpipes.Not that much sorry,but a little*

It's no reflection on you Pinky Just that in the wrong hands (mine) They could cause serious damage

So your really impressed with your gift of endearment then Pen ?



( Your starting a revolution aren't you ? Your doing it secretly,only the select few are allowed to join you ..Pen,I can keep a secret,I can make maps,and if you could see how skilled I am at throwing bread rolls,you'd be amazed ! If you let me join you,I won't tell a soul...you have my word ,and remember I did give you your first weapon ,with love ,just to say ! )