The h2g2 Post 21.01.13

Posted: 21^st January 2013

Run!

A decade or more ago, somebody made a film called Run, Lola, Run. It's a funny film about a temporal causality loop, just the sort of thing Awix would love – but only if it had Jason Statham in. Sometimes, I bet, h2g2ers feel like Lola, running and running to get all their ducks in a row. Readers, we've got your back.
This week's issue is all about running: from things and to things.
You might want to run from Willem's wildlife this week. He's got another rhino, plus a tree that can usefully be used to keep your enemies at bay. Deke's been running down the river, away from that dog with the wet nose. Benjaminpmoore would probably like to run from that bug, but it caught him, and now he's not moving too fast. Personally, your Editor would like to run from bad horror films.
There's a lot of running in the direction of good things, too: new games, a new film, good music, a dream. There are a few laughs along the way (we hope). Our community also takes time to say goodbye to one of its own.
Whatever you're up for – news, views, chuckles – you don't have to run away from this issue. Take us along on your busy week.
Just remember to stop for the traffic lights. Wait until the little man says, 'Walk'.

Dmitri Gheorgheni

• Gheorgheniplex

The time machine is a bit off.

• Writing Right with Dmitri

Living on writer time.

• The Post Quiz

Old music never fades:
It just becomes a meme.

• Musical Notes

Bicentenaries, sesquicentenaries,
and plain old centenaries.

EAST OF THE SUN

• Colours of Wildlife

Black Rhino:
An endangered creature.

• The Phyto-Philes

Euphorbia:
A dangerous tree.

WEST OF THE MOON

• Kayaking for Beginners

A wet-nose experience.

• 24 Lies a Second

A tasty cinema experience.

• The Graphic Guide Entry

More ghosts for you.

• Thoughts Are Free

What's in your head?
And who put it there?

• I Couldn't Care Less

Ben's head is empty.
He's too busy throwing up.

• Oddity of the Week

We all have a dream.

• A Tribute to Effers

The community remembers.

• Pre-Raphaelite Theatre

The Night Watch snoreth.
It doth.

• Rodney and Reggie

The Red Baron.
He's awesome.

• The Very Verst of jwf

Our poet's parting shot.

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