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Welcome, visitor from the Avenue of Small Gods
Don't worry...you can safely visit, we will call on you with a personal invitiation when your time comes!
of the
Hourglass
Mort ~
I have many places where I rest my head between jobs, such as Morts Bunk, and Morts Dark Corner but I am usually to be found skulking about here at The Lair. The Temple is the place where we tidy up loose ends and perform our more special duties. We? ~ well myself and HIM of course.
About the Temple ~
Duty calls. I will be back to tell you about the Temple later ... but in the meantime, don't touch anything!
Situations Vacant ~
- Official Assassin - Dr Anthea (newly recruited)
- Official Glass Polisher - must have steady hands
- Official Scythe Cleaner - must have steady hands (if you want to keep your fingers)
- Official Book Monitor - own ear plugs would be an advantage
- Official Guide - psychic ability an advantage
Applications from mortals now being accepted. ( Consideration will be given to the immortal on production of the appropriate paperwork )
| Afterlife Enter here... |
Walt Whitman - 'Ode to Death'
...come, lovely and soothing death,
undulate round the world,
serenely arriving, arriving,
in the day, in the night, to all, to each,
sooner or later, delicate death...
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