Conversation:

but couldn' resist.

Dog eat dog

Motto: don't take comfort breaks near a lamppost

A Sprinter Would Have Outrun It!

Y.

How about this?

Bradford cannabis raid finds guinea pig heater

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bradford-west-yorkshire-12169711

Headlines, please?

Ganja Pigs Find Guinea Pigs

Y.

Rodent Raid Hash

A new one

Malawi outlaws farting:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852

Headlines, please?

This Law Stinks!

Y.

Malawi man convicted, sentenced to gas chamber

Reeking Regulation Ruled Ridiculous

Distraught Malawi woman commits hydrogen sulphide

Guff Justice

The Toot, the Whole Toot, and Nothing but the Toot.

Whovever rhymed it, crimed it.

Silent (but Deadly) Witness

A new one, with great potential I think

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12393125

Man stabbed to death by one of the birds in a cockfight...

Chick's Monster Cock's a Killer

Y.

Who you calling chicken ?

Time for a new one?


Malaysia tiger mauling stopped by wife with soup ladle

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12446232


Headlines, please