Conversation:

What with all the Tony-ing going on, 2legs has forgotten who he is*. Given that he usualy gets blamed for everything anyway, I thought we could make a list of things to blame on him now, while he's trying to figure out who he is. Have it ready for him when he regains his senses.

So...what would *you* like to blame 2legs for?



*I told 2legs not to worry because we all know who he is, but that it's a secret for now - so don't spill the beans.

I for one blaime him for the cold war.

I blame him for the fact that it's going to be really difficult (and expensive) for me to find childcare over the school holidays this year.

i blame him for third world hunger and peeing on my curtains!

I blame him for ALL hootoo breakdowns, it must be his fault!

Hmm, couldn't we just blame him for Life, the Universe and Everything...

(We could always re-name him 42legs)

I blame him for the fact that I'm not going to be able to watch the first episode of the new series of Dr Who, as I'm getting married on the day of broadcast, and so will be a little busy.


Geggs

I blame him for my flu last week.

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I blame him for the exit of the One true Bob and Nighthoover!

The fall of the Roman Empire? It was 2legs what done it!

I blame him for the existance of coat racks!

I blame him for the fact that my upcoming tests are going to be really hard and I can't seem to get down and study. Since he's a microbiologist, there is a vaguely rational argument for his involvement here.

The animals in Animal Farm said it best - "4 legs good, 2legs bad". Blame him for everything I say!

I did have the animal farm version of my name at one point but now I just don't know who I am

That'll be 2legs' doing!

To arms! to arms!
Hooray! thats great
Two legs aint bad
Unless theres a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (get down!)
Not his, not hers, (but what the hey? )
Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over

(no offence meant)

No offence? Have I offended someone? I was listening to that song the other day whips and chains and hand grenaids !

Let see...

I blame 2legs for global warming (It ain't us 'merkins, our president done said so!)

Oh, and the plight of the working man in a post industrial world...

Oh, and I blame him for those candy wrappers that you just can't tear open even when you bite them.


Oh, yea.. and for badgering the witness!

I blame 2legs for the existence of Chris Evans, and liver. And peeing on Serephina's curtains.

RF