Conversation:

I blame 2legs for hunger and tiredness. he should be here and tuck me in by now!

Notepad would like to blame 2legs that Dora the Explorer is no longer available on Netflix. Paperkid and I would like to thank him profusely

I blame 2legs for undecideness whether a "movie and possible dinner afterwards" arrengement with a most charming young lady planned for next week is a date or not.

I blame 2legs for déjà vu.

Sounds like a date, looks like a date, smells like a date; must be .... a date!

I blame 2legs for an insufficiency of olive oil and white bread flour and a consequent par-multigrain loaf of bread, in progress

I blame 2legs fpr 3 hours overtime (so far) and no lunch break. And I wanted to do so many things today.