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I could think of reasons I'd need them..... as previously stated, though... they are, none of them, reasons anyone in their right mind, would wish to be aware of

I blame 2legs for it being #CBF40 and my not being able to go along probably until Saturday, the last day of it

I blame 2legs for me not having an unlimited range of superhuman powers which include solving problems before they happen and being in a hundred places at the same time as well as always being having a bubbly and outgoing personality with thousands and thousands of very close friends.

I blame 2legs for aching stiff neck and shoulders. Furthermore I blame him for no available slots at my massagetherapist's until mid-June

2legs - I need a backrub NOW!

I blame 2legs for his not being there to give you a back massage
I also blame 2legs for grotty weather, tiredness and stuff

I blame 2legs for my noisy neighbours who this morning decided to have a very noisy conference in the passageway of the maisonette flats as they carried heavy objects outside.

I blame 2legs that the toddler just got tomato sauce on my nice clean white shirt....