Redbeard

Welcome to my home. The galley is in the back... it's stocked with a variety of food and beverages, including a full bar. Coffee is always freshly brewed.

The hatch is open and the steps are down, so come on in and make yourself at home!

Between now and 8 October, I won't be able to spend a lot of time here, because I'm performing in a production of The Grapes of Wrath, but I'll check messages on a regular basis.

Jean-Luc and Falstaff are my cats -- identical twins who are always on board. Both are fairly shy and usually spend a lot of time under the bed, or curled up in the warp coil (they love the warmth). You may see them peeking out of one of the windows sometimes.

Virtual Prez Race

Chief Political Operative for
Celery for Prez Campaign


Support The Celery and Dolores A. Webjello, h2g2 creations running for Virtual Prez and V.P. of h2g2. They're the only candidates who live here, and truly believe in the imaginative potential of this site. They also have a fun campaign staff!

Interesting h2g2 Activities

I've leased Hangar 15 at the h2g2 Space Centre for my ship and I'm the Document Procurer at the h2g2 Space-Farer's Cantina. If I'm not around here, you'll generally find me over at the Aroma Café, chatting with the regulars, playing scrabble with Ook and having a cup of Redbeard's Brew. I'm also a member of the Classic Goo Fan Club and H.R.A.S.C., as well as Loremaster of Continuity, serving Venerable One Asteroid Lil, Sage of Continuity.

Loremaster of Continuity

I am now working as the Roving Reporter for the h2g2 Post. Recent features include: Archives here. Contact the Roving Reporter here.

Some of my h2g2 pages

  • h2g2 Skin Ads -- Here are some graphics and code to put on your page. Visitors click on the image and view your page in the right skin -- the way you designed it!

  • h2g2 Law of Continuity -- The foundation of 'threadiquette' -- understanding the Law of Continuity is important to participating in h2g2 forums.

  • h2h2 Quick Reference Guide -- Particularly useful for newcomers, this quick page of links will help you get to a host of useful and fun pages.

  • h2g2 Researcher ID Card -- This is a simple proposal for a researcher card that we could carry around for recognition and prestige.

  • don't panic! Button -- Having stress IRL? This may help.



My Submitted Guide Entries

  • Naturism (edited)-- a detailed entry with the history of naturism, its relationship to religion and sex, how to spot a naturist, and frequently asked questions about going naked in public. (submitted version)

  • Normal, Illinois, USA (edited) -- Yes, there is a normal place to live, in the middle of the cornfields in central Illinois. Find out why it's normal, and how it's not. (submitted version)

IRL

In real life, I serve as Assistant Chair of the Theatre Department at Illinois State University as well as General Manager of the summer Illinois Shakespeare Festival in Bloomington-Normal, Illinois.

I am also a fine art photographer, focusing on photography of the human body through light and shadow as well as the use of the body as canvas for projections and bodypaint. My online gallery is TheLivingCanvas.com.

In addition to teaching courses in Theatre Management, I also teach some computer classes, including Photoshop, Quark, and beginning web page design. I have an online beginning HTML tutorial called Web Tricks.

Other interests:
  • The War on Drugs (Makes the Vietnam war look like a good idea. Regardless of what you think of drugs, the war is a failure, and has been extremely destructive of life and liberty)
  • Naturism (If we were meant to be nude, we'd have been born that way.)
  • The Bill of Rights (The most important document for a free society, quickly crumbling.)
  • Music (I've played the piano since I was seven, and now I plan to learn the musical saw!)
  • Playing Four-Square(it's not just for 5th graders any more)
  • Sci-Fi/Fantasy

My email address: [email protected]


Campaign Links
  • Campaign Headquarters
  • The Celery Home Page
  • Dolores A. Webjello
  • Friends of Celery/Webjello
  • Virtual Prez Page
  • Rogues Gallery
  • Scandals and Rumors
  • The Post
  • The C Project
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