h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

done with full understanding of the situation sweetheart

even s have to have a little time to themselves now and againif it's only minutes!

http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2016/07/mystery-of-the-great-attractor-unknown-force-pulling-milky-way-towards-it-with-the-force-of-a-millio.html

http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2012/31may_andromeda


the Milky Way Galaxy and Andromeda Galaxy are also heading towards each other, I'll have to set my recorder, just in case I'm out at the time

http://www.isstracker.com/

here I am! no I'm not! I've moved

http://www.spacetelescope.org/

Hubble spies ufo's everywhere

http://www.nasa.gov/feature/jpl/nasas-juno-spacecraft-completes-flyby-over-jupiter-s-great-red-spot

the red spot is way larger than the earth

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44661979

Are we going to the Christening ?

They were talking about this at my astronomy club tonight

wonder if the mother's married

http://science.nasa.gov/astrophysics/focus-areas/what-is-dark-energy

According to certain astronomers/scientists etc, all the galaxies are increasing the speed that they are traveling away from each other and the unknown phenomena they've called "dark energy" might ? be involved ?

But! apparently ? our galaxy - The Milky Way and our nearest galaxy = Andromeda (2.537 million light years away) are heading towards each other

copied!!!
Hubble went on to discover the expanding universe where galaxies are rushing away from us, but it has long been known that M31 is moving toward the Milky Way at about 250,000 miles per hour. That is fast enough to travel from here to the moon in one hour.

http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2012/31may_andromeda

Don't forget to set your video recorders etc, if your watching something else on TV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaELad94KZs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwFVNof47Qc

Anyone who thinks "we"(as a species) are alone in the universe.
Come'on! There's more "Solar systems" out there! Than there are grains of sand on the entire surface of the planet Earth

If each one has 1 planet able to support life ?
THAT still puts the number of planets in to the billions!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-44777305


If they manage to do itwatch the moon be on ebey/amazon for sale within weeks..


No disrespect to Israel of course just humour...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44952710

Point is! Have they checked for soap as well ? If soaps there! I ain't going

http://www.nasa.gov/news/releases/latest/index.html

"We're" heading back to err! out there

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44952710


they want to try and find some here, too many deserts being formed or getting larger

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/1042148/asteroid-Oumuamua-alien-cigar-asteroid-theory

according to a brit tv channel morning program, the "anchor team" said the speed that this asteroid is travelling at, is equivalent to an object going from Manchester to York in 1 second (I can't remember the speed in kilometres they said)

http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/space/stories/bizarre-cigar-shaped-asteroid-another-star-and-unlike-anything-seen

cigar shaped ? ok! but which end do you light it ??

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/nasa-warning-over-three-huge-asteroids-set-to-pass-close-by-earth-this-weekend-a3985451.html

Duck! Or not to Duck! That is the question

or buy 2 get one free

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-46532975

I'll bet a £1 to a pennyit can't tell I'm 5ft 3ins

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-46502820

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