Feeling like a right fool...

You heard right, I am feeling quite the foolish one as I have no idea whatsoever of what this 'inroduction' thing is supopsed to be. Nevertheless, I will attempt a vague introduction in some unknown tongue... Hopefully you all have your ><>es in your ears and they will translate :-)

Krrrrghzllaaaantogne
"Hiya"

Zonkyuuuuu-nyuk-nyuk-zogzogfrenkwerp
"I am Ralkahn"

Rrrrrghzlaaaaagntewunfoortreewunfoorsevin
"Researcher 143147"

Nyuuuzeeeruuuuuuuvengkshware
"And I live in New Zealand"

Hooooooopyaaanglatuuuuuuuvreeeeeetchuuuuuuurump
"I hope to enjoy my stay and provide you with some interesting and (hopefully) humourous entries to the best and most extensive sources of information in the known universe. Oh, and one more thing: down with the Encyclopaedia Galactica (oh, sorry, did the censors catch that EVIL term? I hope so!). Thankyou all for providing this great website and tribute to the great Guide. A final word to Douglas Adams and legal eagles all over: we are not ripping the Guide off, we are paying homage to its excellence!"

Did your ><> catch all of that? Good. Well, see ya later.

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