Don't Gosho me if you don't know me

Aye... well... mmm

Our Founder

Douglas Noel Adams
1952 - 2001
Not sleeping, just dead

For the record

• Male
• British
• 56 years old
• 5'11"/weight unknown but steadily increasing thanks to water, malt, hops and yeast
• Living in Texas
• Inked
• Bartender and professional beer nerd
• Curmudgeon (sometimes professionally)
• Can drive, won't drive

Let's get one thing straight

'Source' is not a verb, okay?

Probably the best mission statement in the world... ever:
"Well I think we should all sit down and have a nice cup of tea, and some biscuits, nice ones mind you.
Oh and some cake would be nice as well. Lovely."

Lord Lucan sez buffaloes are ok

ALICE TROUT MOVES MYSTERIOUSLY

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base are belong to you

John Peel: 1939-2004
"Teenage dreams, so hard to beat"

The owners and proprietors of this establishment accept
no responsibility for lost or damaged property.
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