Conversation:

*The is approaching teenage years and beginning to feel despondent. He is thinking of painting his bedroom black and becoming a goth*

Why is there no one here like me? I feel like I'm the only entity the size of a and woolly. No one understands me. The cats are very nice but I've not got anything in common with them. I think I must be adopted.

How am I ever going to get a girlfriend? I'm about 100x the size of all the cat girls, so they'll never be interested in me. I'd much rather have a girlfriend like me.

Would a do? I've got a rather large behind (or so Magwitch tells me)

*tickle behind ears*

Purr Purr

Err. I was getting my sock puppets confused then. I am of course a pretending to bea and not the other way around.

Tifa!

What are you doing here? I'll send Cam over to bat your nose.

Magwitch, my intentions towards your rabbit were entirely honourable...