Quoth the Rachel, "Nevermore"

A long time ago in a galaxy far away Rachel was born. Or at least that's what someone from a distant galaxy in the future might say. If they could be bothered. In the here and now she was born in a hospital not all that far away and not very long ago either. Since then she has resolutely refused to die, although she sometimes feels that this may be more by luck than judgement. More likely however is that she is actually a character in a bizarre soap opera that never got broadcast because nobody would believe it. This means that her life is most likely to continue until the plot gets boring at which point she wil be crushed by a falling piano or something equally implausible. She is currently spending her time being a layabout and doing nothing, turning laziness into an artform. She has an unusual fixation for chocolate sauce. She wonders why people accuse her of talking in the third person.


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