Who is this Scott Bennett guy?

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Who am I?

This is a question I often ask myself. Unfortunately the responses I usually supply are either too multiplicitous to make sense or take the form of animalistic gruntings on the theme of "I don't know?" Maybe one of the things I should research here is the answer to this question.

In fact I shall start now.

As the closest thing to a world expert on who this Scott Bennett guy is I have undertaken a dedicated course of research asking all of his friends and associates to reply in 500 words to the question 'Define Bennett.'

Unfortunatly none of these people have replyed as yet leading me to believe for a period that maybe he doesn't exist.

Yet something told me that this just could not be true. When I look around me I see continual evidence of his existence. Regularly I see the odd limb or his shoes. Constantly I am surrounded by the objects that belong to him. From these I have been able to glean some much needed information.

Right now Bennett is in Birkenhead in the NW of England, but soon he will be returning to his native habitat of London.

There he seemingly plans to survive using the basic hunter-gatherer instincts of his genetic heritage in combination with trying to find a job in some media related position (Most probably, according to our limited surveilance, selling the Evening Standard but with a long term aim of being the guy who rides around in those orange striped ES vans jumping out to deliver papers to shops)

So who is he?

Skimming stones

These few facts tell us little.

I have decided to pursue this guy Scott Bennett and get the truth out him during my time here (as well as looking at any subject that takes my fancy and running a record shop aboard the 'Blood of Zaphodistas').

I will keep a diary of Scott Bennett's movements. The latest instalments will always be here, on my page, in my journal, but the whole of this diary will also appear as, much prettier and easy to read, guide entries.

The best way to read it is to go to Scott Bennett's Diary: Index and pick the entry you want.

I hope you find this interesting in some way.

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