Emmily

Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream

Unpacks her looks like I'm staying, for now anyway

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You're bloody useless - You're Fired!

Princess Leatherlick is my stripper name according to Prof Animal Chaos

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My Edited Entries

• Wade Whimsies
• Wedding Anniversaries
• The Yorkshire Terrier
• Popular Wedding Traditions and Superstitions.
• European Robins

• Yahtzee - The Game
• The Humble Thimble
• Traditional Children's Songs - UK (Collaborative Entry)
• Snakes and Ladders - The Board Game
• Bluethroats
• Common Childhood Fairies
• Horndon-on-the-Hill, Essex. UK
• The Chinese Zodiac
• Furbys (Update)
• Colchester Camping & Caravan Park, UK
• Erotic Bondage, Fur and Feathers
• Saucy Seaside Postcards - Their Ups and Downs
• The Common Lizard (UK)
• 'Essex Girls'
• TV and Radio Sport's Howlers. (Collaborative Entry)
• Essex - England, UK (Collaborative Entry)
• Bacon and Onion Pudding
• Vegetable Stew with Dumplings
• The Dunblane Massacre
• Eggy Bread
• Charles Sherwood Stratton (1838 -1883) - 'Tom Thumb'
• Summer Advice for Domestic Pet Owners
• Car MOT Test (UK)
• Scold's Bridle – A Punitive Gag   (25^th Solo-written Entry)
• A Quick Guide to BDSM
• Alternative Uses for Clothes Pegs (Collaborative Entry)
• The Sharpe Novels by Bernard Cornwell (Collaborative Entry)
• Sharpe - The Television Action-Drama Films (Collaborative Entry)
• Hunt The Thimble
• Charity Pin Badges (UK)
• Shaking Hands (Flea Market Rescue)
• The Index Finger (Flea Market Rescue)
• Mustard Cress
• Shopping Trolley Tokens (UK)
• Baileys
• Poinsettia - The Christmas Plant (Written in memory of my mum)
• Having a Dog 'Put to Sleep' (UK) (Written after having to have Elsa 'put to sleep')
• Using a Puppy Crate (Again, written through personal experience)